We are on the 4th snow day of SOWPOCALYPSE here, in the beautiful snowy midwest. The sparkling white snow looks gorgeous in the bright sun while the 3 foot icicles glisten and threaten to stab me in the head. They were strategically placed right above the steps of our porch. Thanks a lot, Mother Nature. I swear that piece of paper flew out my car window by accident.
Meanwhile Little Monster is wheeling her bike around inside with her imaginary friend Tony, writing "redrum" on the bathroom door with lipstick. Dang, my good lipstick too.
I'm trying to get my ms finished, but all I seem to be able to write anymore is "all work and no play makes Abby a dull girl". Huh. Weird.
All I can hear behind me is this creepy little voice going "redrum, redrum, redrum!!" I swear, that girl has the weirdest imagination. She's even referring to me as a crazy women from the other room. Whatever...I'm just trying to get some writing done.
Maybe we should just go and play in the hedge maze outside in the backyard. No harm in that, right?
Ooh, wait...I forgot my axe. I'll just go and get it and be right back.