Huh. Wonder what that stupid neighbor kid is up to. Probably trying to pee in the garden again.
“Hey, Sean, get out of our yard!” I yelled, whipping my head around to find the culprit.
A tiny evil laugh sounded around the corner of the house.
Ugh. What a little turd.
I reached around and grabbed the kid by the hair and flipped him over.
It was a zombie leprechaun. And it was trying to eat me.